"Crazy lady is chasing me" (don't call your girlfriend crazy) "daddy she wants to grab my back leg or dinky (penis)" (she just wants to play with you and get your attention she loves you) "she's crazy lady she is coming now, running now". GF "Father where is my boyfriend, I want to play with him and wash his face" (he ran to my mother, maybe you play too hard with him) "<eye roll> also are you eating?" (no) "going after my boyfriend then"