Geekgirl our lovely protagonist is in her very spartan cubicle reading the 4 bajillion resumes she was emailed last night. The phone rings.
Geekgirl: Company Name!
Caller: Is Sue there?
Geekgirl: I'm sorry we don't have a Sue in this office, you must have a wrong number.
Caller: No, I don't.
Geekgirl: We don't have a Sue here, and never have.
Caller: Well I know I dialed correctly.
Geekgirl: You might have dialed correctly, but you can still have the phone number wrong for Sue.
Caller: ::sighs:: I'm an attorney
Geekgirl:....Okay? Sue still doesn't work here.
Caller: I don't know why this is so difficult
Geekgirl: Because you're asking me for people who don't exist?
Caller: ::hangs up::