The bar closest to our hotel is having dollar pitchers tonight.

The bar closest to our hotel does not accept room credits or, it would appear, allow you to open a tab. There is a $10 minimum for credit purchases.

This means that, after I had placed my order and been allowed to sip from said pitcher, I was told I needed cash which I did not have, and could not simply tip $9 and bow out. I had to SPEND ten.

The obvious solution was ten pitchers, which it took your bartender and I four trips to carry to the table. This is what happens, bar, when #fluterdoesvegas