So I had this discussion this morning:

"Bye, Mr. Wench. I started the crock-pot so be care of the hot edges when you're making your coffee."

"Why did you do a crock-pot today? There's no one home to watch it."

Umm.

He once unplugged a crock-pot of pulled pork because it was "smelling like something was getting hot in there."

So has anyone here personally burnt down their house running a perfectly running pot of pot roast?