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Cthulhu rose from the oceans tonight, and realized “fuck, y’all started without me.” Realizing he overslept for a few decades has really made him sad.

He is currently debating whether to enter the fray, or just sit around with the Loch Ness Monster in the Bermuda Triangle. They’ll eat popcorn (shrimp) and just watch it all burn.

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