Damn you, Millihelen, for introducing me to the weird obsession people have with having comically full lips. I have full lips, and believe me it was no picnic has a teenager who was regularly teased for having DSLs. Now I've fallen down the Youtube rabbit hole of makeup tutorials where people are beating the crap out of their lips in order to get theirs to look like mine.

Are there any current trends that you are baffled by or wish they'd go away? I don't know if I'd wish this to go away, I just wish people would chill the fuck out and stop bruising their lips on purpose.