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We cleaned a bunch of my apartment today, had dinner, then went shopping for stuff to clean better with. I didn't freak out even once! He was so nice about everything and he avoided touching me like I asked, but without mentioning it at all. He kept cleaning when I took health breaks. We got a lot done but we still have a lot to do tomorrow. He bought me a vacuum cleaner, no strings, no repayment. He's hoping that cleaning up will help my health as well. He's so nice to me. I know that I deserve for someone to be nice to me but sometimes I feel like I won the man lottery.


Now I'm going to take a shower and wash off the ick, then watch a spooky cartoon in French.

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