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I couldn’t sleep last night. And then I read this, so I couldn’t sleep and I was annoyed af. I hope all of these jerks get Velvet Buzzsawed*.

*BTW I thought it was a terrible movie. Like, it wasn’t even fun for a horror movie, which is the whole point of horror flicks.

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