In "stuff you couldn't make up, even if you tried" news: "Texas Politician Believes Rape Kits Are A Form Of Abortion" (… ). SO MUCH STUPID! However, I don't think she meant that rape kits are a form of abortion. I think she meant that abortions aren't necessary if you're getting a rape kit done because it would, erm, clean out the sperm or something so you couldn't get pregnant? Which is still absolutely DUMB and scientifically unsound.