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Dafuq did I just watch?

I..... i'm so confused right now.

OK, props for lots of references to the video games, but when the video game's plot is much more highly nuanced and complex than the movie, there's a problem. (And I LOVED those video games. LOVED.) Also: Sound Mixing People: PLEASE. When I have to turn the tv's volume up ALL THE FUCKING WAY just to be able to vaguely make out conversation, and then when the action starts I have to turn it back down all the way just so I don't go deaf and/or wake the entire block/blow the damn speakers, again, there's something wrong.

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And, lastly, *SPOILERS*

Sean Bean LIVES? No, no, no, that's just craziness.....

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