Hello all, and welcome to the Daily Dump! You guys were a busy bunch today - so I've spent the afternoon looking for trends.
It wouldn't be a day on GroupThink without cats. Should Quashitlikeitshot throw allergies to the wind and get one? Will Shoegal ever get to sleep with an extra one around? Can Lawlover make an innie of an outtie? Will Peachywithasideofkeen ever recover?
Apparently someone important had a baby. Did anybody hear anything about the baby? I didn't hear anything about the baby. (Hey look, non-royals have babies, too!) And apparently, some babies have baby rabies? This was news to me.
Speaking of babies .... Anthony Weiner is back in the news and Asiangelino has some questions about the way we're treating his wife.
Burt Reynolds has some friendly advice "family portraits." Disclaimer: Family portrait is a euphemism for penis photos. (Speaking of friends, Burt has also made the acquaintance of Cory Feldman.)
Irviniel is concerned about crotches as well, but not the photogenic kind. So many crotches! (At least Korra's is happy?)
PhantomChariot said something insightful about race but I got distracted when friends were compared to Pokémon.
A couple of people worried about medical care, and it made them anxious. Good luck to Seaanemone and Cassiebearrawr in getting that sorted out -Prettyserious doesn't want you to turn out like her husband.
Hopefully, everyone brought some reading material for the doctor's waiting room! (Comic Book Wednesday Hosted by FightinginFishnets.) If not, Paranoid_Shiksa_Feminista thinks some other entertainment might be in order.
If they have to wait too long, they may require angry music. Flossielou would like to know why it's so hard to find an angry lady rocker, these days. (Maybe you scared them off with your XOJane articles?)
Maybe after they get chased out of Comic Con, fake geek girls will be as angry as Petticoatdespot. It's hard to say.
In the spirit of irritation, Coffeejitters asks the age-old question: Why does everybody suck? Coffee should probably talk to PrincessFluffybutt, because it she's got Facebook issues. Maybe all these crappy people were listening to parody songs, which rub BearsLoveHoney the wrong way.
Petticoatdespot is just going to chalk it up to a bad day. If anyone deserves to complain, it's Penabler with his pest problem. And students. Definitely students.
There you have it, folks - diseases, babies, sucky people, and dic picks. We've been a busy bunch. Stay tuned tomorrow: there might be more cats.