Halloween isn't for a few months, but the morning started off with ghost stories, so we're doing Halloween in July! It's a creepy-crawly edition of The Daily Dump!

Heterosexual Awareness Month: fact or myth? Either way, it sets a bone-chilling tone for our little adventure. Nice work, Penabler!)

Long ago, and in two places far, far away from me (Texas and New York), there was a fight. No word on whether Chritter started it.

The best scary stories start at night, when Coffeejitters was getting no sleep.

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Dark nights are more frightening when you spend them (alone) contemplating the dating world. Right, Gandalf?

LaComtesse has been quiet, lately. Too quiet.

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Stupid people on facebook make a noise kind of like shrieking violins. Glad you've got the delete button, Ladyrainicorn.

Boxmeowbox shared this story about girls and niceness moments before it was shared on the mainpage. The nice girls always get iced in the opening scenes.

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Angry dads are the stuff of many horror stories, including this one by Alfalfa.

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SorciaMcNasty wrote a post that referenced and older post, which inspired today's theme. (Because it is scary, y'all!)

Buying condoms and lube makes Ashronin nervous. (Also, there was this post about scary Twitter trolls, but apparently condoms get you more views?)

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VTCKR's ex's girlfriend sounds downright terrifying.

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Eljay42 thinks learning femininity from Pinterest can be pretty intimidating! (Hello_My_Lover is not intimidated by make-up tutorials on YouTube.)

Paranoid_shiksa-feminista thinks emailing coworkers for opinions is scary, but I think the patience she has with mainpage trolls is even more frightening. BRIMSG's job sounds pretty scary, too, and so do the conversations at Zemarsea-urchin's work.

What will happen next?
Tune in next time to find out ....

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