Hey! The world did not blow up this week, y’all! Let’s celebrate with cocktails and the Daily Dump.
PS That's my typical expectation of a Friday night, above. You don't want to see the gif of my actual Friday nights... You're welcome to provide suggestions for such a gif in the comments, though.
JoyFlower asked for our assistance with some heart-break – feel better, JoyFlower!
Meanwhile, some exciting GoT news from our beloved Penabler.
This game is STILL TEARING ME APART, NAPSAUCE!!
Let us all offer sympathy to Feistlab for dealing with an asshole cat.
Paranoid_Shiksa_Feminista gave us all eye-rolling fuel with an Anthony Weiner magazine cover.
That will be MISS Kyosuke from now on, thankyouverymuch. We’re so happy for you!
Playing hard to get? BlueAlaskan ain’t never had time for that nonsense.
Fat-Shaming continues to be an issue, according to Beliah.
You wanna know what goop to put on your hair? Thanks to Lady Rainicorn, here are some possibilities.
This seriously needs to be a regular feature: Idiocy on OkCupid. Thanks, Doit2julia!
Fluterdale, you’re drunk, er, I mean, cat-addicted. Go home. (Kidding. We love you. You know this.)
Tyrannasaurusbataar continues to be told to “Get off my lawn!” by grumpy old-splainers.
Olive Garden forced Burt Reynolds is my Spirit Guide to keep an internal observation log.
SHAKESPEARE. My cold English-Teacher-Heart rejoices. Nice catch, Zap Rowsdower.