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Daily Dump: Sorcia's Werewolf Bar Mitzvah Edition

Boys becoming men! GTers becoming WOLVES!

I have to do this now, because little hellions are already roaming my neighborhood and I plan on getting a bit drunk in order to coo over all of them. Don't worry, though — if you post your costume pics with "Costumes" as the tag, there's a link below so we can all find them in one spot!

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First, go here and turn up the volume, so you’re all in the mood for my spooktacular Dump! (Thanks, House of Wax-Tadpole!)


Now, let’s look at some COSTUMES ( Carveitlikeitspumpkin notes that all costume-wearing badasses of GT should really tag their picture posts). Foreal. We are such a visual people, y’all. Hopefully you followed my instructions. Here’s the link to the hashtag of greatness. Also, of the more half-assed variety (still awesome, though).

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Umgeek presents an amazing Bloody Tinkerbell and a pwecious little zombie! Lovin’ the pictures, babe.

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Matt Lauer’s costume may just win for most disturbing. *shudder* Other wildly inappropriate costumes may be located here.

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Let’s brain bleach that right off with an adorable baby, shall we? Thank you, EtienneCharlesManson!

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How did none of us go as this?!

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Kinja continues to be the scariest thing about this damn holiday, as proven by NIghtCheese’s failed photo attempt. FUCK YOU KINJA.

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Justasmore makes a brilliant decision to disguise her hives and shares with, well, us – the hivemind.

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OMG, Wenchette IS Miss Hannigan!!

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Warning: Katy’s EPIC Dwarf Beard ahead!

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Napsauce is the Doctor! LIKE A BOSS!

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BarleyChews is a Strawberry… with GRAVITY!

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Bleedinggreenheart is Princess Mononoke!

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Marty McFly costume AHEAD. Nice job, Bagelandlocksley!

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Other Haloweenie-related posts:

Share your personal Halloween tales of woe here, with QuasiHatrack!

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JennyApples introduced many of us to the what-fresh-hell-is-this of Halloween Fireworks. It’s a crazy world you live in, my dearest.

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We are reminded of Lewis Black’s genius candy corn routine by RevengeofRuthSlayderGinsberg. Perfect timing!!

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Carnival of Souls Chat seems relevant, many thanks to BooScreams.

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Happy Halloweeny birthday, Anastasia Beaverhausen! It’s your birthday, you can gorge on candy if you want to.

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The White House is full of ghosts and shit, according to NomNom83.

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Nice pumpkin, Remidosvaro! Srsly, well-played.

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Sugarhill would really like to opt out of all this costumey, candy-oriented bullshit, thanks.

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Head on over to Hackerspace for all your Halloween Hacking needs, via Story645. On the Observationdeck, we have baby Halloween animals. Also, BEHOLD, Patrick Stewart as a lobster!

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Adult Wednesday Addams is pretty darn great. Thanks for sharing, Ghost Pancake Snacktastic!

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Favorite Halloween song?

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JoanBeam gives us Kids as Chris Hadfield. Bless you.

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Now change your damn names back, you crazy kids. If you value Mama Sorcia’s sanity. Sheesh.

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Also feel free to offer suggestions for SOMEONE’s new name here.

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