Boys becoming men! GTers becoming WOLVES!

I have to do this now, because little hellions are already roaming my neighborhood and I plan on getting a bit drunk in order to coo over all of them. Don't worry, though — if you post your costume pics with "Costumes" as the tag, there's a link below so we can all find them in one spot!


First, go here and turn up the volume, so you’re all in the mood for my spooktacular Dump! (Thanks, House of Wax-Tadpole!)

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Now, let’s look at some COSTUMES ( Carveitlikeitspumpkin notes that all costume-wearing badasses of GT should really tag their picture posts). Foreal. We are such a visual people, y’all. Hopefully you followed my instructions. Here’s the link to the hashtag of greatness. Also, of the more half-assed variety (still awesome, though).

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Umgeek presents an amazing Bloody Tinkerbell and a pwecious little zombie! Lovin’ the pictures, babe.

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Matt Lauer’s costume may just win for most disturbing. *shudder* Other wildly inappropriate costumes may be located here.

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Let’s brain bleach that right off with an adorable baby, shall we? Thank you, EtienneCharlesManson!

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How did none of us go as this?!

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Kinja continues to be the scariest thing about this damn holiday, as proven by NIghtCheese’s failed photo attempt. FUCK YOU KINJA.

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Justasmore makes a brilliant decision to disguise her hives and shares with, well, us – the hivemind.

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OMG, Wenchette IS Miss Hannigan!!

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Warning: Katy’s EPIC Dwarf Beard ahead!

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Napsauce is the Doctor! LIKE A BOSS!

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BarleyChews is a Strawberry… with GRAVITY!

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Bleedinggreenheart is Princess Mononoke!

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Marty McFly costume AHEAD. Nice job, Bagelandlocksley!

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Other Haloweenie-related posts:

Share your personal Halloween tales of woe here, with QuasiHatrack!

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JennyApples introduced many of us to the what-fresh-hell-is-this of Halloween Fireworks. It’s a crazy world you live in, my dearest.

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We are reminded of Lewis Black’s genius candy corn routine by RevengeofRuthSlayderGinsberg. Perfect timing!!

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Carnival of Souls Chat seems relevant, many thanks to BooScreams.

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Happy Halloweeny birthday, Anastasia Beaverhausen! It’s your birthday, you can gorge on candy if you want to.

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The White House is full of ghosts and shit, according to NomNom83.

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Nice pumpkin, Remidosvaro! Srsly, well-played.

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Sugarhill would really like to opt out of all this costumey, candy-oriented bullshit, thanks.

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Head on over to Hackerspace for all your Halloween Hacking needs, via Story645. On the Observationdeck, we have baby Halloween animals. Also, BEHOLD, Patrick Stewart as a lobster!

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Adult Wednesday Addams is pretty darn great. Thanks for sharing, Ghost Pancake Snacktastic!

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Favorite Halloween song?

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JoanBeam gives us Kids as Chris Hadfield. Bless you.

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Now change your damn names back, you crazy kids. If you value Mama Sorcia’s sanity. Sheesh.

Also feel free to offer suggestions for SOMEONE’s new name here.