Let me just start by saying that "Shut the Fuck Up Sunday" is the best idea I have ever read. I am loathe to have two consecutive FluterDale Dumps parallel Burt's earlier postings ... but I was on the verge of declaring something less eloquent, myself.

SO EVERYONE WHO HAS SPOKEN TO ME TODAY CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP. IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I NEVER GET TO PARTICIPATE IN FUCK IT FRIDAY ANYMORE.

You guys having the mustache battle can shut the fuck up. Sorry, AcidMartini and Ph.Dad, it's nothing personal. It's just that my dad has Wilford Brimley's walrus mustache and it is the best mustache of all time. It is known.

Threesomes? Shut the fuck up! But in a totally different way, OpeningUp.

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TornadosFirstCat should have told the other commenters to shut up. Now there's a nail polish issue. I suppose there are worse issues to have.

I like that pants are a reoccurring feature here. Don't like it? I'd tell you to shut the fuck up, but you should take that up with Whosits.

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Ugh, GengisKhan't has brought some grossness. Now PostSecret needs to shut the fuck up. On a similar note, TyrannosaurusBataar wants Marc Jacobs to also .... you guessed it!

This made me laugh pretty hard earlier, before I hated everyone. Thanks for turning your misery into our giggles, RebeccaBurtBRIMSGPerson, and for clearing up the mood situation, Aurora F.

This one gets Dumped because the gif is funny. Like it? Good. Thank Imamonster for the humor. Don't? We're halfway into the Dump - you know what to do by now.

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Benedict Cumberbatch in drag! Shut the front door, FreeSampleThief! Thanks!

Remediosvaro has a coworker who should really shut the fuck up. And y'know. Stop shooting cats, too.

I'm still trying to find words for this little story. Irviniel and spouse can do the STFU honors on this one. They've earned it.

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Best. Idea. Ever. From now on, TyrannosaurusBataar is invited to create Saturday Night Socials for everyone. NO ONE STFUs!

This street harasser can go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200. FightingFishnets has my permission to kick him in the face.

Finally, there are a TON of posts that have 400+ views. Normally, I'd Dump you all but DAMN. At some point, I've got to shut the fuck up. So this is that point.

Until next time.

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