Welcome To The Bitchery

I have to bath this one eyed kitten every day and comb him for fleas...which is exhausting and so sad because he just stares at me like...why?? I just want to lay on the blanket and get belly rubs :(


My mom is adopting both of the kitten brothers and she has named them “Waylon” and “Willie.’ Willie came from my boyfriend...he is foreign and said “OMG we should call him ONE EYED WILLIE FROM THE GOONIES!!” and my friend and I informed him that that was also a euphemism. He was shocked and felt his childhood was ruined lol. Anyway, my mom loved the name and named in the other Waylon to match, with a country music theme.

ALSO, look at this adorable thing my mom’s work is doing for Willie’s eye removal:


Share This Story

Get our newsletter