I have a cold. A throat-scratchy, runny-nose-y, sinus-pressury cold. I am still on vacation, and now I will be stuck indoors drinking fluids and staying warm, so that flying home on Sunday won't be hideously brutal. Oh, who am I kidding? Of course it will be brutal. My head might very well explode. And even if I make it home with an intact noggin, I will have to go to work even if I am deathly ill, coz I've already been gone two weeks.

I have the grumps, y'all.