The GT page is busted for me, I can't see any comments, and it says I'm logged out, even though I'm logged in everywhere else in the Gawkerverse, and I really want to laugh at Chritter's post in his comments. Like one does. So I went to Crosstalk, made the post and am trying to post it to GT. I expect web gremlins to burst forth from my keyboard and eat it.

IT'S NOT PENNY'S BOAT.

*presses face to glass*