Fine. I have a crush on Daniel Radcliffe now. A real one instead of just an I want to hang out with him and be buddies one. Are you happy? Is this what you wanted? Granted this may not be entirely The Toast’s fault, since I did just watch the Harry Potter marathon, and while I was visiting my mother she wanted to watch What If, and then Nylon released the video with him filling in for their receptionist, and maybe it’s just Dan’s fault for being so cool. But I am choosing to blame The Toast for painting a picture of the most wonderful life that I. Can’t. Have.