Ok the questions portion of Duolingo is kicking my ass right now. Now I know why I quit all those months ago.

But I will get through this, dammit. I will do it. I will know ALL the interrogative adverbs, interrogative pronouns, interrogative adjectives, and INVERSIONS (seriously, fuck you French with your inversions).

Duolingo getting all existential:

I might be a little bit drunk. I'm also talking to a cute boy on OK Cupid who I've been messaging with for two days who still hasn't asked me for my number or asked me out or anything. We've exchanged 530 messages. DUDE JUST DO IT I DON'T BITE.

Also I just thought this translation was the best:


Yes you do have a red boot, you precious thing!