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Dating life is a joke.

How many of you have a dating life that is an absolute joke? I had one serious boyfriend that was my one and only for five years, and now my mid-20's dating is absolutely ridiculous. I fell hard for a guy and had a fantastic relationship for three months and then he dissapeared into thin air and when I asked him what was up he told me his ex came back in his life. Ouch. So I went back to the LOVELY world of online dating and met a cool kid. A little younger than what I like, but whatever. We have EVERYTHING in common and actually have a lot of mutual friends. We hooked up and had probably the best sex of my life, hands down. I was all "it'd be cool to know you" so I was creeping him today on the interwebs, and he STILL HAS A GIRLFRIEND. she lives on the other side of the country, but oh. my. god. I'm horrified. I really can't get over this. Millions of dates later and I still just have nothing but ridiculous stories. If I could write well, I would make a book out of this ridiculousness. Tell me your obnoxious dating stories. I need to feel better as I drink this wine.


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