Who wrote a supremely nasty anonymous comment on a survey about a facility I manage as part of my job, which was seen by my boss and various department higher-ups: joke's on you, because I know exactly who you are. I remember you bitching about the same issue numerous times, and each time I patiently explained to you that the thing causing your issue was departmental red tape and financial mismanagement and therefore entirely out of my control and offered to try to help. But no, that wasn't enough. You had to anonymously complain like the whiny little baby you now appear to be.
Good luck getting me to do anything to help you ever again, and kindly fuck off in the direction from whence you came.