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Dear Boots Drug Store,

You are the best drug store in the world. You have all the things. ALL the things. You have double-edged razors and good hair products and Soap & Glory and Bourjois. You have adorable vitamin tins, the Vaseline lip tins, products in tins. Glorious tins.

So why don't you ship to Canada? And then, if you don't ship to Canada, do you really have to keep sending me e-mail updates about your amazing Boxing Day sale where ALL THE THINGS I WANT IN TINS AND NOT IN TINS will be on mega sale?


Get on this shit, por favor.

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