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You're a bad classmate. Nobody enjoys these Blackboard Collaborate sessions. They are awkward and I'm bad at speaking into a microphone to a group of people that I can't actually see. We are all here to get a good grade. You may think that constantly pointing out the minute flaws in my answers is going to make you seem smarter and more prepared, but it really just makes you look like a jerk. Let's be honest here: this is a participation mark. We just need to answer the questions with a degree of thought to make it clear that we did the readings. Your opinion of my opinion is not necessary to the discussion.

Now go away.


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