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Illustration for article titled Dear Delicious Humans,

You don't need to fight. Vegetarian, Vegan or Carnivore, you are all delicious. You are all succulent, moist, tasty and perfect in my eyes.

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Your Pal,

A hungry bear

PS. I bought you some steak sauce for your birthday. A little dab behind the ears would be lovely.

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