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Dear Dude Who Always Takes My Things Out of the Dryer While They Are Wet

You are a jerk.

Also, you are a jerk.

I waited all afternoon for other people to put their things in their baskets, so that I could get the dryers. I was thoughtful and considerate. I put my things in and came back thirty minutes later with my hot, dripping clothes shoved together in the basket and your things spinning away.

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It happens almost every time. I've gotten to the point where I've started to suspect you're waiting for ME to put my things in the dryer.

I hope you have terrible constipation and no prunes work.

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