You are a jerk.

Also, you are a jerk.

I waited all afternoon for other people to put their things in their baskets, so that I could get the dryers. I was thoughtful and considerate. I put my things in and came back thirty minutes later with my hot, dripping clothes shoved together in the basket and your things spinning away.

It happens almost every time. I've gotten to the point where I've started to suspect you're waiting for ME to put my things in the dryer.

I hope you have terrible constipation and no prunes work.