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Dear Heinz: Stop Smoking Crack

This is not an April Fool’s fake product - Heinz and Cadbury actually released a Creme Egg Mayo.

It’s not ok y’all.

Also here are some of their other mashups which I’m sure are fine, but the names? Kranch? Sounds like a particularly nasty STD.


This has been your OMFG NO moment for the day.

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