...because you tell me people are talking to me, but you won't let me read what they've said. You tell me people like my posts, but you won't show me which ones. You let me read the articles, but not the comments. Kinda hard to have a conversation when the translator won't translate. Also, the page jumps to the top if you've been still too long. Which is fine when it's 45 seconds. Not so cool when it's doing it after 5 seconds.
ETA: It's working! You guys! You guys, it's working!!!
Thanks, Kinja Helpers!