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Dear Married Poly Guy Who Likes Me, A .gif Party

I know, your life is hard. You have complaints about your spouse and your jobs that is significantly better than any job I've ever had. But the time to bring this to my attention is probably not 5 minutes after I post on Facebook that I'm in pain, poor, have no health insurance, and have several things that I have to take care of that I can't work on because of my health, which by the way, includes finding a job. This is especially not the time to hit on me. No, I'm not going to take pity on you and drive out of town to make you feel better when I don't have the energy to take a shower. No, what's important to me right now is not your wife's nick-knack habits. What's important to me right now has nothing whatsoever to do with your penis.

Just sayin'.

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