And who are single and of appropriate age: I would like to be ogled now, please. Get to it.
Also: I am currently waiting for my car to be all fixed up to meet inspection, and the owner of the shop is currently having an extremely intelligent and insightful discussion, with actual thought and questioning, over the phone about John 1, including looking at the original Greek and how the various spellings affect the translation. I may be in love.
ETA: damn wedding ring
Further ETA: ew. Now he's talking about the Tribulation. Ugh. No. Nonononono. I am no longer in love. I am now in contempt.