Dear Rainbow Family whatsits;

I understand you're descending on my Island. It's a mecca for the weird and wonderful (present company included), I get that. Your choice of gathering locations is the shits; raft cove is TINY...I should know, I'm originally from winter harbour. Some of my earliest memories are from raft cove. I love surfing, sunning and relaxing there. Even so, you've chosen the wrong place to gather. The park has parking for maybe six vehicles. MAYBE. The area just doesn't have the infrastructure to cope with the sheer number of people coming, you haven't consulted with any of the local people, and you're not listening. I get that the north island is beautiful, but you can't just show up and expect to host a huge ass gathering.

I wish you luck, and I hope you're not surprised by anything