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Dear Sick Body,

I hate you. I would like you to stop being sick and gross and full of phlegm. I would like you to not cause me to miss work (though I owe work an 'I hate you letter' too), because Friday is my long day and is the day I make a good chunk of my week's money. I would like you to go jump off a cliff.

Regards (but not best regards),


P.S. Bitch.


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