You, big lady, were the only Disney character who ever looked like me.
And while you may not have had the waistline of a princess,
I'll be god-damned if you didn't have the rolling swagger of a queen.
You made back fat look fucking sexy.
You made living in this body feel a little less like a curse.
I don't want you cut down into bite-sized pieces,
You weren't easy to swallow for a reason.
(the above are just some highlights...the whole thing is great)
ETA: the poet, Melissa May, has a book coming out soon that includes this piece, and it's called Sparklefat. I know what's going on my birthday wishlist.