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Dear Uterus,


Making yourself explode every month is NOT going to make me want to fill you with a baby any faster. Nope. Get over yourself and stop trying to be God's punishment on women for Eve's mistakes in the Garden of Eden. I have too much shit to do to worry about you.




*I'm at work so I couldn't look up the original source...will edit if/when I find it.

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