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Dear World:

I sincerely apologize for being so fucking pitiful and pathetic and needing to talk about my depressing personal situation on occasion. I'm sorry that I can't afford the $6 it will cost to get gd pancakes at the church's pumpkin fest tomorrow and that I will therefore offend someone by not getting stupid pancakes. I apologize for occasionally being a bit down as my life falls apart.

I'll try to do better and keep my shitty life to myself. Because I wouldn't want my presence to cause anyone to get a sad. I will shut the fuck up and be cheerful and outgoing because if someone else had to approach me and be friendly that would be a fucking travesty.


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