Hello. My name is SouthernHelle and my dog is a Carmex addict. Whew! It feels so good to finally get that shameful secret off my chest.

Admittedly, his addiction has been an ongoing problem during our 10 year relationship, and I'm partly to blame for my relentless nighttime lip regimen. Every night before I go to sleep, I put Carmex on my lips. Without fail, my junkie dog gets right up in my face and tries to EAT (lick) the tingly magic balm right off my face. I always feel so dirty afterwards (not really)! But no more! Tonight with the assistance of a hidden camera (my iPhone), I finally have proof of his horrible and ongoing tongue assaults.

Be warned. The below images depict graphic tongue licking. I recommend that members of Team Cat clutch the closest pair of pearls before viewing.

CAUGHT IN THE ACT.

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LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE! HE'S NOT EVEN SORRY.

Ok. I seriously need to go to bed (WITH MY TONGUE ASSAILANT). Sweet dreams GTers.

*Edited this after original GT posting, because I thought of a funnier way to say the first couple of sentences.