1) I’m excited to make zucchini and summer squash for the first time tomorrow! For years every time I ate it, I would be having bathroom issues after that. However, in retrospect the only time I had it was extremely stressful family events. So now I wonder if the diarrhea was stress-induced.

2) Seriously why the hell did Scully never hook up with AD Skinner? Such a better choice than Mulder with regards to being a functioning adult able to keep a job. Also, he’s aging better than Mulder.

3) Why do I always have gas when I have a massage scheduled?

4) The annoying neighbors have their annoying relatives in town this weekend. Somehow they are ALWAYS outside.

What are you pondering tonight?