Now that some wonderful soul has created a perfect and completely indistinguishable replica of the man in the form of this random Deepak wisdom generator.
Here are a collection of random samples, as proof that this webpage can say pretty much anything that Deepak Chopra can say:
It's as though the man were standing in the room with you. Truly a marvel of modern science, despite Chopra's own insistence that he is incompatible with modern science.
*I know that Deepak wasn't necessary to begin with.