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Illustration for article titled Deepak Chopra No Longer Necessary*

Now that some wonderful soul has created a perfect and completely indistinguishable replica of the man in the form of this random Deepak wisdom generator.


Here are a collection of random samples, as proof that this webpage can say pretty much anything that Deepak Chopra can say:

"Experiential truth embraces a jumble of happiness"

"Infinity alleviates immortal sensations"

"Imagination experiences the expansion of truth"

"Wholeness is the path to quantum possibilities"

It's as though the man were standing in the room with you. Truly a marvel of modern science, despite Chopra's own insistence that he is incompatible with modern science.


*I know that Deepak wasn't necessary to begin with.

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