So, I'm sitting here, watching The Bachelorette (judge away! There are no new free RHONY/RHOC episodes this morning and I need my fix) when I hear something hilarious.

During one of the talking heads, I hear one of the guys say, "Descartes said 'the sky's the limit.'"

Record scratch! Whuh-whuh-whuh-whuh-what?! A contestant on The Bachelorette is quoting Descartes? Like, he just had a Descartes quote tucked away for use on a reality TV show? Or, like, he just quotes Descartes in his regular, ol' daily life?!

But then, I think, Hey! Descartes didn't fucking say "the sky's the limit." I'm not a philosophy major but I know who Descartes is and there's no fucking way he said "the sky's the limit." No real philosopher said that!

Then I think about it for, like, .83 seconds. I'm watching The Bachelorette. This guy's not quoting Descartes.

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Another .42 seconds goes by.

Oh. He said "date card." That makes much more sense.