Feeling like an old lady because of JUST HOW MUCH I am excited to sleep my weekend away.

1. Extremely painful headache on the left side of my head, mostly when I tense up for some reason (bend over, stand up, cough).

2. Coughing. Dry, wheezy coughing.

3. Slight sniffles, sneezing. Note: this could be allergies, because I left the state last weekend and whenever I change climates I have an allergy thing.

4. Achy back, boobs, skin? I don't know. Weird aches.

I have never gotten migraines but I don't know what else to call this shit - this headache has been with me for the past 5 days. I have been taking Excedrin migraine and it helps.

Like all good Americans, I don't want to go to the doctor! I have insurance, but you know, 3 hours waiting for a 3 minute conversation with a doctor so they can give me a pregnancy test, tell me to lose weight, and forget about me 30 seconds later doesn't really appeal to me.