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I found a profile of a firefighter just lookin' for some action, which isn't entirely uncommon...lots of guys play on the whole "I'm a NYC firefighter" thing.

However, according to his profile, "I don't really enjoy blowjobs...I know, I'm unusual! lol"

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As someone whose jaw tires out really quickly and would much rather receive than give,

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<- that was my reaction...

So I decided to send him a message...

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Also, apparently, he's a talking torso...

Has anyone ventured into such territory? I've never met someone off the internet just for sex and I'm not sure I could handle it without my head asploding, especially in my current state of sex deprivation for nearly a month...

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TELL ME YOUR EXPERIENCES, WISE GTERS!

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