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DID YOU KNOW THAT NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA?

Well... DID YOU???

It's not widely know that North Korea is better than all the other Koreas. Sure, the capitalist pigs would lead you to believe otherwise, but it is a VILE AND ODIOUS LIE. Let's discuss why. I have compiled a detailed list of the reasons. In no particular order:

10: Kanye and Kim Jong Kardashian's baby is named North, and Kanye is a genius.

9-1: Same exact reason. What, you don't agree? FUCK. YOU. Kanye is a genius and the voice of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and he's going to Make It Sew so Kim has some weird ugly-ass shit to wear and deboner the fuck out of society.

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Now if you'll excuse me, I need to be vewwwwy quiet: I'm hunting capitawists. HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU

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