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Dirrrrrty talk

Okay. So. The other night I was getting it on with my not-boyfriend-person-kinda-boyfriend-basically, and we had an entertaining exchange.

Me: Oh my god you have no idea how good this feels.

Fellow: Actually, I think I do have some idea.

We carried on, but I made fun of him for it later. Condescending DURING sex? A new low point / high point for him, depending on how you look at it. We got into a larger conversation about dirty talk and now I want to consult groupthink. Crazy dirty talk stories? Also what's your like, usual go-to phrase? I feel like everyone has their signature thing. I don't know.


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