Okay. So. The other night I was getting it on with my not-boyfriend-person-kinda-boyfriend-basically, and we had an entertaining exchange.
Me: Oh my god you have no idea how good this feels.
Fellow: Actually, I think I do have some idea.
We carried on, but I made fun of him for it later. Condescending DURING sex? A new low point / high point for him, depending on how you look at it. We got into a larger conversation about dirty talk and now I want to consult groupthink. Crazy dirty talk stories? Also what's your like, usual go-to phrase? I feel like everyone has their signature thing. I don't know.