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been here since 4. Closing was supposed to be at 4. It’s 6 and we haven’t signed anything.

The mortgage company changed hands last month and everything is all new and confusing.

I’m so hungry and I have a headache and our closing is now over 10 days late.

Will it ever happen? Who knows.

Send food. Send wine. Send ANYTHING.

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