I mean, sure, your Diva cup holds all of your menstrual blood and is super easy to clean and deal with and is totes comfortable... but does it text you? Does it?

The “Looncup” keeps you updated as to how full it is via text. It’ll also keep you updated as to the rate of your flow and the color of your blood, which is information that you Diva lovers have to do, like, calculus and some forensic science to get.

There is also an app because of course there is.

I’m not sure what the colored bits are, but I’m hoping that they’re lights, because if there’s one thing my vagina needs besides Bluetooth, it’s a bit of ambient mood lighting.

(To be fair, as much as this product tickles me, I also hope it’s on the market by the time I decide to start having periods again)