Someone gave me a painting she made. This was two weeks ago. I know it was painted over a month ago and left outside to dry. It’s spent two weeks sitting by a window in the hottest part of my house. Yet when I touch it, it’s still sticky and paint gets on my hand.

Do these fuckers ever dry? If I go in the Louvre and touch hundred year old paintings are they still wet too?

I don’t want to hang it up and leave paint all over my wall in the shape of this stupid painting.