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Do you eat things oddly?

I believe that there are proper way to eat things:

Gummy Sharks: Eat the good blue layer (scrape it off with your teeth), then quickly eat the bad white layer.


Slim Jims (Or Ferrero Rochers for you fancy folk): Scrape off outside layer. Carefully bite the wafer layer without damaging the integrity of the choco layer. Lick the choco layer off, eat the hazelnut normally.

Slim Jims: Scrape out the innards, save the compelete wrapping layer...eat that later.

Apparently this shit's weird. I don't think so! I can't be alone, am I?

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