Well, then, boy do I have good news for you! This 40-foot-wide mansion, located just half a block from Central Park on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, is on the market! Of course it has all of the usual amenities: 900-square-foot dining room modeled after one in Versailles, his-and-hers bathrooms in the master suite, panic room, home theater, kitchen with multiple Viking ranges and pizza oven, salt-water pool, 2,000 square feet of outdoor space, etc. But it also has HEATED FRONT STEPS AND SIDEWALK. These people are literally heating the outdoors, because I guess in rich-people logic that makes more sense than hiring a neighborhood kid to come shovel a few times a year?
Asking price: $114 million.