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...a talent that is simultaneously useless and weird but in-demand? I ask this because I somehow developed, at around the age of twenty, the ability to tell if a guy would be good in bed or not within a couple minutes of seeing him. My single friends literally will drag me around clubs asking me to discern this for them, as it has worked wonders for them in the past. For what it's worth, this also seems to have a lot of correlation with a dude's Douchecanoe Vibe, but still. I'm generally good at reading people, but this minor talent is just strange and I almost feel like a twerp for having it.

(This post was spurred by a conversation with one of those single friends, in case you were wondering)


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