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Who posted the link to the hilariously long OKCupid profile (image) on imgur a couple of weeks ago? The thing was like a ridiculously long stream of consciousness poem (I think the post encouraged us to read it to the end?). I also think the actual imgur page was tagged OKNemeses. I'm trying to find it to show my boyfriend, because it was seriously hilarious. I can't seem to find it. :( Help Groupthink!

ETA: Thank you to Pyrax for finding it and to HeartRateRapid for posting it!

SouthernHim's favorite excerpts:

I'm married...


Seriously though, date me. PULEEZZE?!


3 or (three) for those confused by my massive intellect...

You're welcome LADIEEEZZ

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